And now....straight from the transcript of my life.

Riding in the car.  On the way to the zoo.

Emily:  Momma, Sara said I should pee in my carseat.

Me:  Do you think that would be a good idea, Emily?  Sara, if Emily pee's in her carseat, you have to sit in it on the way to the zoo.

Sara:  Did you know that when I get mad, I turn into a dragon?  (Dragon howl)

Two minutes later.

Sara:  Don't mess up my hair with your silly giraffe.

Cooper has a snot bubble popping.  

End scene